lampsarepeopletoo:

my motto is “if it takes more than 5 minutes to cook i’d rather starve”

(via cirocobamma)

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(via laughing-llama)

gang0fwolves:

when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time

(via conflicting)

raisesomehale:

sstiliinski:

WHO KEEPS HANDING DYLAN PUPPIES

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I MEAN

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WHERE ARE U GETTING THEM DYLAN

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THERE MUST BE A LIMIT

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THEY JUST APPEAR

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THAT’S ENOUGH. I DEMAND ANSWERS

did you just subtly imply that Posey is a puppy

(via vvidget)

australiansanta:

im coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven’t been worn in months. this is exciting

(Source: australiansanta, via circumcising)

"Sometimes not telling people anything is a good thing."

Jason Myers, Exit Here (via perfect)

(via wisdom-growth)